The Tendas, a normally quiet and reserved people, have begun acting very strangely in the past hours. We believe the disturbance to be connected to the arrival of four human youths led by the red capped boy, Ness. Before they showed their faces, the Tendas remained almost silent throughout the day, tending to their needs in beautiful silence.
But since the humans came, the Tendas have gotten out of control. For example, one of their new pastimes, called "beer pong," involves the ingestion of large amounts of intoxicants as well as minor physical activity and loud, obnoxious cheering.
The Tendas have also begun utilizing their "Weird Junk" collection to make as much noise as possible, often late into the night. Most mornings have become very difficult for the tribe as they have complained of a lack of rest and headaches throughout what used to be their most productive morning hours.
"Holy crap," replied Ness.
Throughout Lumine Hall, we aided our new friends with invaluable information, including this indispensable tidbit: "I am a talking rock."
As Ness and his friends approached the limits of Lumine Hall and the entrance to the Lost Underworld - we gave him the indispensable hint "I don't have much to say" - the youths met up with the Electro Specter, the strongest villain taking up residence in Lumine Hall.
It looked as if all was lost until the one they call "Jeff" destroyed the beast with a single rocket attack. Then, the four Chosen Ones headed down into the heart of Lumine Hall.
This is when a peculiar thing occurred; something we've never seen before.
"Who's this Ryu guy?" asked Ness.
"I'm not sure," replied Jeff. "Perhaps he's the protagonist of another... uh... adventure."
They shrugged their shoulders and, without hesitation, hopped into the entrance to the dinosaur haven.
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Paula stared up through the palm trees. She was the last of the four to accept her new, diminutive stature.
"If the trees are this big," she said, "how about the monsters?"
Ness shivered a bit.
"Hopefully we won't ever find out," he said.
The prince ceased moving and grabbed Jeff's shoulder, stopping him in his tracks. Paula and Ness noticed the discrepancy in their formation and stopped walking as well.
"I think we are about to do just that," said the prince.
Looking down at them was a giant, terrible lizard that time had forgotten.
"Listen Ness. I'm going to tell you something very important. You're the chosen one. Your destiny is not only yours... It's the destiny of the whole universe. There will be a time in which all of you in the universe will overlap each other. Do you remember Giant Step in Onett?"
"Yeah, with the big nasty ant," Ness replied.
"That is one of your sanctuaries. It is a spot which gives you power and allows you to realize all your skills. You must reach all of the eight power spots; when the Sound Stone records the melodies of all eight power spots you can finally see your world."
"My world?" Ness asked.
"Listen to the melodies of all eight power spots. If you do not fail, you may upset Giygas' plans... Understand, Ness?"
"No!" he exclaimed. "I don't! Who... who am I?! Why can't I just be a normal kid?!"
"That's fine," said the rock. "The time will come. The time when the destiny of you and the whole universe will overlap... It is fast approaching. You must obtain the final melody at the Fire Springs, to the east."
That's when the most ancient of all rocks ceased speaking. Ness was still confused. He pleaded with the rock to give him more information.
It remained quiet.
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